Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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