what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

what's the difference between a crocodile?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Equal rights!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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