Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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THE GAME

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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