- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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