- Anti Joke

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.