Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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