- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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