- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The truth is he loves her!!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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