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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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