What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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A pope meets another one

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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