- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

G:nock nock B:come in!

Camerons hair is Curly..

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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