Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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