I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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