- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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