- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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