- Anti Joke

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

9/11

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.