A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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My jeans

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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penis in the camel

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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