- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

don't just stand there

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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