- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What is older than history?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Women's professional sports

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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