- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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