Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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The New York Giants

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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