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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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