A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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I love alchohol!

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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kieran is a homosexual

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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