- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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