- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What fires shots? A gun

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

123 f*ck off

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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