Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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