- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Yanter, Look it up

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Sloths

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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