- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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