What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What would u like to drink?

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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