One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

thumb_up thumb_down -45

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

thumb_up thumb_down -53

With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops