- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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