- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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