Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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nolan is gay

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i just wrote this so hard

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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can you pass the soap?

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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