- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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