- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What would u like to drink?

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Please ignore this statement.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mooses

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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