What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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