- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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