Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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