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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How High is a Chinese man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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