- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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