- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Black people being friendly.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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