Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Take part of what?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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