Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Women's rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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