A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Jovan

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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