- Anti Joke

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.