How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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