- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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