A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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