what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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