Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Anti Joke

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