Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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