*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

What is better than life? Nothing.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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