What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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