- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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