Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Matthew Wyckoff

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What if I told you.....potatoe

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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