A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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