When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

All of these jokes are about white people

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Women's rights.

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