Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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