BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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People...

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