What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Hello.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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