Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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I went to work today....

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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