WOw you have no life

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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A penis walks into a bar..

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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