- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

eoin burgin is fat

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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