What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

I read the terms of service.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Anti Joke

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