whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

y u no like me joke?

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

PENIS lol

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Worms don't like apples.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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