- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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