Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Oh, go away

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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