- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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