Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Justin's life

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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there was once a jew

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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