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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Your mom is so old she died

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Barack Obama.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

This is not a joke.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

breasts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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