- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What has two legs? Half a cat

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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