- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What does? 42

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

were you expecting a joke

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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