Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Penis

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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