- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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