there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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