A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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