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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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