Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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