What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Your adopted

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Please don't shoot me

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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