what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

autistic kids rock

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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