- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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