- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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