A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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