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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Stop driving smart cars you fags

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