- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Honk if you're Amish!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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