- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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