- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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