- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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