How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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