A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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