- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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