- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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