Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Indians

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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haha

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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hi jonny

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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