Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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