- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

My Nan, that is all.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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