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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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