- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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